(An Obituary)
Goodbye, Jeans.
I really liked you. You fit so nicely, and were so comfortable before pregnancy. Sure, you were getting tighter and tighter and I kept making the comment that I couldn't wear you with the bella band anymore, but week after week I tried to put you on and you still worked, so I wore you proudly.
But alas, all good things must come to an end. Today's attempt was met with your complete disdain for the new size of my butt, and a nice little "rip" sound. I just wish you didn't choose to make this declaration of my largeness in front of my husband, who no doubt will never let me live it down.
I realize I pushed you too far. Thanks for being great jeans.
Lindsey
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